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After weeks of intense kitchen experimentation we are pleased to announce that we have discovered a cure that reverses the effects of eating healthy vegan food. This isn’t just for vegans, anyone can accomplish this task by following these simple instructions. Step 1: Cut potatoes and load up with salt and pepper.

Step 2, drop potato slices into vat of hot bubbling oil.

Step three: allow to cool, and eat. Apparently these are known as “potato chips.” I think they might prove to be very popular someday. This image shows as many as we could have ready at a time because they were immediately consumed by our kitchenologists once they were cool enough to eat.